Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Even More Male. Even More Perspective.

"Here we go again. Same old S*** Dawg, Just a Different Day."
-Earl "DMX" Simmons

A different day indeed. And who could have thunk that it would take nearly 2 years for that day to arrive. Regardless, the perspective of honest males simply won't be denied.

Goodbyes are never easy. Laying THMP and TDHMP (scottys very funny mutant offspring) to rest was a tough decision.

But times have changed since '05. The world is a darker place. Your children are older. Everyday gas prices soar, men and women deny themselves carbohydrates on a daily basis and the ice caps keep fucking melting. These issues really dont have anything to do with our blog, in fact i'm betting I make at least 15 references to Back to the Future Part 2 before I mention anything of worldly significance and profundity gain.


Bottom line is. We merged two blogs. The proverbial ovum has met the proverbial sperm. Its results: a proverbial SUPERBLOG!
And we didn't think it was right to come up with any fancy or confusing titles like "The 'Real' Honest Male Perspective" or "The Honest Male Perspective 2: A Tale of Two Kitties."

This is the same shit your daddy grew up on, son.
You'll still get your "Wall of Man" and you'll get some lyrical armed robbery, lyrical tax fraud, who knows when its all said and done we may lyrically get to second base with you.
(and you might even find out some day what I think the Pound for Pound greatest PG-13 Movie.")

And hopefully this time around you'll get it in Snicker "Fun-Sized" bites dipped in the milk-chocolate of regularity.



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